fffcuk:

being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital

(via hotboyproblems)

fasterfood:

what happens if u accidentally sneeze while ur making out with someone

(via hotboyproblems)

piledriverswaltz:

i want to be a tall and skinny model who dates moderately famous alternative rock band members too

(via ifvoldemorthadaneyebrow)

frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

(Source: growlithed, via hotboyproblems)

photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

(via thelostpotato)

evergreenery:

idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers

(Source: avocadno, via fake-mermaid)

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

(via fake-mermaid)